Here you will get the best 10 funny mattress quotes collection by ssquza.
I'm Great in Bed. I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS.
I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together.
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
Today, I realized that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.
If you want to have a good sleep, you have to have a good mattress. "Jonathan Scott"
Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress. "Karen kijewski"
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Today has been canceled go back to bed
Friend: Are you getting enough sleep? Me: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close.